December 2011
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Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
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FACT:
If your favorite ice cream flavor is anything other than chocolate chip cookie dough, you are a bad person.
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I always find it kind of funny when my family won’t try something I make with tofu or anything like that in it because it looks “gross”, after they just finished eating a meal that included flesh from a dead chicken. ehehehe.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
“I am thirty-seven now. The world is smaller, more tired, more fragile, more...”
– Paul Kingsnorth, Confessions of a Recovering Environmentalist. Orion Magazine, January/February 2011 (via emerycatt)
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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the bible: once upon a fucking time this naked chick and this naked dude were naked in a fucking garden and the naked chick ate a fucking magical apple when a fucking talking snake was like nah nigga dont do that shit but she did it anyways and then humanity was fucked from there on out oops
the bible: true love between two men is also wrong
the bible: guys im totally legit
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So I'm 19 now.
Well that’s scary.
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Today was so great.
It was a really weird day/Christmas, but actually in a good way for the most part.
In slightly related news, so much stuff the past few days has been making me feel old~, but…Also actually in a kind of good way for once?
Anyways, here’s a picture of one of my favorite gifts because I love it.
Salvador Dali daz wassup \o/
That and my Kindle Fire were...
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“It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the...”
– Ansel Adams (via oniverse)
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My day:
Christmas cookies
Christmas cookies
Making dinner because my mom was busy making cookies
Christmas cookies
I never want to make or see another Christmas cookie in my life.
Now to go wrap presents though YAY. :D It’s kind of ridiculous how much I love wrapping presents and I’ve been waiting for like a week to do iiit.
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teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
